there's no way the daddy is smiling

An Indonesian woman has given birth to an 8.7-kilogramme (19.2-pound) baby boy, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country, a doctor said. The baby boy is pictured here next to a baby of average size at a hospital in Medan, North Sumatra

Ladies I know this ginormous bundle of joy would be the apple of your eye but believe me if you have a 19 pound baby naturally you can call your relationship a wrap.. unless your man is Lexington Steele or your doctor does plastic surgery and does a stitch job for the ages ya dig.

the definition of dumbshit !!!

If you were about to be wed and you saw Kanye walk in da building would you
A. Go about your business and try to get through the ceremony without interruption
or
B. Smack the shhhh outta him before he does some dumb stuff

Me I would havee to wrestle little little rascal right the hell up out of the spot ya dig ..... I'm still feeling bad for Po Lil Taylor Swift ... Kanye's behavior was so bad I think there should be a national movement to replace the word NIGGER with Kanye in all dictionaries .... if not all dictionaries it Kanye should be in Thersarus as a synonym .

you know like

If that kanye don't give me that money he owe me I'm gonna whup his ass .
or better yet
Kanye's be messing up stuff for regualr black people soon as the club open Kanye's come in and shoot the place up.

What ya'll think ?