The World According to Me has nothing on the Universe that my 14 year old step son inhabits... trust !!!
Of course you can't expect them to be adult and make grown decisions but when a over 6 foot teenager continues to make immature irrational choices you can't help but shake your head .
My blood pressure has never been so high in my life until T entered into my world.
Last week I was downstairs and saw a used condom on the floor ... my former bachelor self panicked thinking what in the hell was going on. Then right after that moment of shock and disbelief I remembered I was married and basking in LORD ordained lust with my wife ( meaning I didn't use condoms ) and after even more investigation I realized this condom wasn't even my size ... " no I didn't pick it up nor tried it on " sickos !!!
I just did what any good man about to be framed by his not so evil stepson would do ... with pencil in hand I lifted the evidence and examined it with a very interested eye ya dig .
Men like to brag about size and I'm not about to do that but this one would have been a snug fit that's all I'm saying ...
After showing him all the evidence and coming up with my own deduction he finally admitted his guilt ... then I had to tell him how messed up it was to put me under the bus ... now the punishment phase hmmmmmmm
