tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184859512024-03-07T11:01:25.183-05:00The World According To Cortney GeeCortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.comBlogger562125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-56811388681192786392013-12-26T01:13:00.002-05:002013-12-26T01:13:47.117-05:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Love For My City.<br />
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I’m a native Clevelander. I was born and bred in a city that’s rebounded from being referred to as a mistake on the lake to being considered the gem of The Northcoast.<br />
Unlike many other midwestern metropolitan areas there is no north or south sides of town here unless of course you are talking about the middle of Lake Erie or the city of Akron.<br />
We in Cleveland reside in the east or west side of town. Residents of the opposing areas believe that they are the best and many refuse to venture to the other side of town if they don’t have to.<br />
I love the diversity of my city. It’s truly a melting pot of many ethnic cultures. Clevelanders cross racial and ethnical gaps by the usage of culinary bridges. I’m African American and my taste buds have been desegregated by the wide array of offerings here.<br />
I’ve eaten enough Kielbasa to feel a connection to our Polish population. I’ve dined on enough calamari in clam sauce to feel a kinship to the folks on Murray Hill and I’m confident in saying I’ve enjoyed enough Kosher corned beef sandwiches to gain me entrance into a synagogue .<br />
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Yes food is a very important part of our community but if I had to point out the most polarizing fascination that is shared in the 216 it would be sports. Our devotion to our teams is unrivaled.If you are born in Cleveland it’s bred in you to back the Browns, you only breath to fill your lungs so you can scream come on Cavs and you live or die chanting Go Tribe!<br />
In efforts to explain my fanatic endearment to all things Cleveland if my city had a badminton or ping pong team I would cheer for them. Not everyone from any other area can claim that kinda devotion like native Clevelanders can.<br />
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If these sentences have yet to convince you all I’ve written is true I ask you to name me one bad weather NFL team when given the opportunity to build a new stadium wouldn’t opt for a dome?<br />
Sure it would have been cool not to have to battle the winter winds off Lake Erie while we enjoyed our Browns do battle. But the Dawg Pound voted against such foolishness. Let Minneapolis and Detroit have their girly domes.Our team and their fans square off against nature and opponents like men. By no means when I write this am I being chauvinistic and excluding the excluding the die hard female fan base of the Browns. They are equally brave and supportive.I’m sure that if it wasn’t a criminal act they would be just as happy to shed their shirts just like their drunken counterparts in the stands.<br />
Wanna talk about true devotion ? We root for a team that has never played in nor won a Super Bowl. I wonder if a Cowboy fan would be as dedicated if America’s Team had the same history.<br />
In Cleveland we are champions if we beat Cincinnati,Pittsburgh and Baltimore. If I have to explain the significance of those blood feuds you must be from Foxboro or something.<br />
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We back The Tribe .<br />
So what if they haven’t won a World Series since Satchel Paige broke into the majors in 1946.It’s guaranteed they will play their hearts out from April until September to our delight at Progressive Field. Even though many of the players are foreign and I have difficulty pronouncing their names it still doesn’t deter m´from applauding their efforts.<br />
There is American League history here. Larry Doby broke the color barrier. Super Joe Charbenou won the Rookie of The Year award here and we had our own murder’s row of a lineup with Alomar , Baegra,Lofton,Thome, Justice and Belle.<br />
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Over the years Cavalier fans have been treated to some great basketball from some basketball greats.Long before thee was a Chosen One we enjoyed a Miracle in Richfield. Believe it or not the illustrious history of the Cavaliers didn’t start or end with the acquisition or loss of LeBron James. Of course it was a fun ride to be witness to a man child become king. History has shown us that empires rise and fall and in some instances empires take their talents to South Beach.</div>
<div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-46689006945865238482012-01-23T02:22:00.000-05:002012-01-23T02:22:44.588-05:00I tell ya Red Tails is tale better told by HBO<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpKMNmcODrMu8c4p4VqSXpJfXoz-Esh-i9tT_vK7-DCafd7tY09cubBIbJzRU-MFzIy0j2vZAWhK3RUxlbEvw-QkC0KIjmtPMxWjp6IAaW4wGzlSqUhReReifU9UhBo0Fj3h-EuA/s1600/Red_Tails_Movie-300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpKMNmcODrMu8c4p4VqSXpJfXoz-Esh-i9tT_vK7-DCafd7tY09cubBIbJzRU-MFzIy0j2vZAWhK3RUxlbEvw-QkC0KIjmtPMxWjp6IAaW4wGzlSqUhReReifU9UhBo0Fj3h-EuA/s1600/Red_Tails_Movie-300.jpg" style="cursor: move;" /></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"></span><br />
<div class="statusUnit" style="padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 10px;"><div class="tlTxFe" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed" id="id_4f1d0839c09cd5142789291" style="display: inline;">Went to go see Red Tails with the wife i tried my best to be objective and not over critical of the flick based on the good and bad things Ive read and heard. First thing that I noticed when I went into the theatre there was more white people in the seats than black people. Seeing that is Sunday last show i figured the good black folks had already made good on answering the pleads of Lucas and<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"> Black Hollywood to support and my habitually late ass was n the company of white people that were curious or had seen enough Underworld sequels to waste their time and cash on more lycan and nosferatu tales.<br />
When the previews had finished and i was already half way finished with my popcorn and diet coke, i was shocked that George Lucas used font for the credits that reminding me of TV movies like Tora Tora Tora. The movie had great air fight scenes but for the life of me I couldn't understand why a historical story that was rich in essence was given such a corny script. The love angle could have been nixed especially if there wasn't going to be a love scene.<br />
I found the acting of Neyo to be annoying but then again I ind Neyo to be annoying and Method Man couldn't keep a southern accent for more than a sentence, shaolin Island just kept coming through in his limited dialogue. Cuba Gooding Jr wasn't Jerry McGuire good but he was steady. Terrence Howard was cool , but I kept thinking I was looking at Hart's War . I thought Lucas really captured the villian german pilot perfectly... but this was supposed to be the story which glorified the courageous Tuskegee airmen and not The Lufwaffen. The ending seemed like they ran out of shit to say.<br />
All in all I found the movie more of a remake of the fabulous HBO flick with better fight scenes and less substance.<br />
I expected and demanded better. Come on George . I hate to admit it but the previews of Tyler Perry's Good Deeds seemed more interesting and I'm no TeamTyler member.</span></div></div></div><div class="clearfix" style="zoom: 1;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 1.5in; text-indent: -1.5in;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Three minutes after this picture was taken so was my naivety about Christmas and That Jolly Ole Soul Saint Nick. What the cameraman didn’t record was my complete fear of sitting on this fat dude’s lap and how I pissed my pants and soiled his suit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My warm wet offerings prompting him to call me a little black son of a bitch. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 1.5in; text-indent: -1.5in;">An insult that didn’t phase me none the bit but infuriated my mother, seeing she had birthed me and was the so called bitch Santa had referred to. She quickly jumped into his ass letting him know the only bitch in the room was wearing the pissy red suit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Even at the tender age of three I knew that my mom didn’t leave the house without her trusted 38 special. I wasn’t sure if the North Pole’s most famous resident was aware of this fact, but I gathered from my mother’s tone and her reaching into her purse he was sure to find out. Feeling that my uncontrolled bladder was the cause of<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Santa about to be smoked I pleaded with my mamma to let it go and to give the fat guy a pass.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She snatched me up and told me look there ain’t no damn Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy or<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>fucking Santa Claus .<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She on to tell me since she could remember parents had been lying to kids to help merchants cash in on the imaginations of their children.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Well as far as she was concerned she was done doing her part in the farce. I think back on that day<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in December of<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>1971 as the loss of my innocence and also as<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the day I began to focus on the real meaning of Christmas . It wasn’t like I had to<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>be bogged down with that naughty or nice bullshit my friends were consumed by.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>On Christmas Eve I slept like a baby because I had two parents that had well paying jobs and<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>had been good enough since the last celebration of the baby Jesus<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>birthday to get some of the stuff I wanted and<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>most of the things I needed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Thank GOD. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 1.5in; text-indent: -1.5in;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 1.5in; text-indent: -1.5in;">Forty Three years later there is a movement to remove all the Christ from the holiday<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and folks seemed to be content with it. I am not one of those people. I rejoice when I see people on the social networks<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>reclaiming the Christ in Christmas.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I say this and I’m no Jesus Freak .</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 1.5in; text-indent: -1.5in;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I am a believer ! </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 1.5in; text-indent: -1.5in;">Not only am I a believer,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m a fearful believer and I refuse to let Satan’s Clause to cloud<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>this Holiday Season without<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>putting in my two cents.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 1.5in; text-indent: -1.5in;">Maybe we<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>need to bring back<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jesus into our everyday lives<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>then it might be easier to accept the importance of HIS presence on December 25<sup>th</sup>,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and this is being written by someone that pee’d on Santa.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%; margin-left: 1.5in; text-indent: -1.5in;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-81626317544118873572011-10-17T15:42:00.000-04:002011-10-17T15:42:29.868-04:00Legends don't die...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>JA</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/> <w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/> <w:OverrideTableStyleHps/> </w:Compatibility> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsVRKBU8eDQtRR68DUdN_2yTosp59RcbzyR-mv0EUdZOg_shNheUd1kmbUkZuRB03UewpRFhWXy4b_r_smDASWoQPbTwd9Ihwc-YMfoAt2q_RvwjQGQPFMa24_fR0aHq43cDLdJA/s1600/tiny-archibald-0910-307.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsVRKBU8eDQtRR68DUdN_2yTosp59RcbzyR-mv0EUdZOg_shNheUd1kmbUkZuRB03UewpRFhWXy4b_r_smDASWoQPbTwd9Ihwc-YMfoAt2q_RvwjQGQPFMa24_fR0aHq43cDLdJA/s1600/tiny-archibald-0910-307.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 2;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">This trip has me doing USO duty along<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>with Joey Medina a<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>very funny latin comedian ,NBA LEGEND Nate Tiny Archibald, and the Los Angeles Laker Girls .We are here to promote good will and inspire moral to and for the troops . I know that some of the men that are reading this entry of the world are thinking damn Cortney has it made he is out about<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>frolicking around with the Laker Girls at the beach<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>... well let me tell you after being with them for 8 days let me tell you hanging out with them ain’t all it would seem ..in other words none of the Laker Girls were fucking ... now had we been traveling with the Clipper Girls it would have been a whole different tale , cause the Clipper girls are fucking ... I guess the worst your team is the more the cheer dance squad has to put out<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>to keep fans in the stadium. I’m just playing the Laker girls were dear hearts and a true class act ...</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</a><span style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I didn’t know what to expect when I met Tiny Archibald , though there was no doubt that he deserves his place in history as one of the flyest points in the history of the game ( seeing he led the NBA<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in scoring and assist in the same season a feat yet to be duplicated ) he did have the misfortune of playing with the Boston Celtics and Larry Bird . I’m from Cleveland you grow up hating the Celtics in Cleveland and for good reason Boston used to beat our ass . The first thing I noticed about “Tiny was that his ass wasn’ t so damn Tiny<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>he is about 6’2 ,and he still has the competitive spirit that put him in the Basketball Hall of Fame in 91’. We sat next to each other trading old basketball stories , his were at a more major level than mine of course . I mean I can brag about playing against Anthony Mason and scoring 17 points in college ,but Tiny had stories like how he scored 31 on Jerry west , or 25 on George Gervin. So I guess you could say our conversation went from being a two way conversation to a interview this man is truly a encylopedia full of NBA knowledge .During our chat<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I made the mistake of asking him if he could still play and he took that as a challenge .Now do understand Nate is all of 50 years old .. so I didn’t fret when he asked me if I wanted to play a friendly game . If I would have known what I know now I would have blown it off like man you don’t want none of this ... but oh nah my ego had to get in the way and I accepted .So as soon as we land in Egypt we don shorts and lace up sneakers ... The Laker Girls followed us over to the gym and so does a small crowd of onlookers ....ok ok I’ll be honest the entire base<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>shows up to see this game . Now our lil friendly game has taken on a whole new life ... cause now I realize that there is a chance that I might lose to a 50 year old man in front of many that would live to tell the tale . This thought alone made me lace up my sneakers just a lil bit tighter and put on my game face . Now do understand that Nate already has his game face on ... cause he had even more at risk to<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>lose than I did. Hell I was just a decent college player that no one remembers .If I lose the crowd thinks it’s a set up the comedian lost to the legend</span></span><span style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> the other hand this<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>man has torched and been torched by the best and me beating him didn’t fit into the equation. We met at the top of the key and he said Die ... I was like you mean do I want to shoot do or die ?( for those unfamiliar with street hoops this is when a player shoots the shot to see whom recieves the ball first )<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Nate quietly and<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>coldly said “Nah I meant are you ready to die a slow death ?” <o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Well now my ego really went into full gear and helped my mouth to return this reply, “Yeah it’s gonna be a shame that I beat on one of my idols ... do you need me to spot you a few points?” Nate proceeded to make 4 straight shots that he was so kind to call where they were coming from and how they were going to hit the net SWISH!!!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi67fllM4ju_lB9-TPhWuK-KgSTK4Ybgkkub6zKrzkqkkW3qOR-ZO5n0PLs6RmaDi9IKl6uADJN2WgtqrAJs77HJ1CEO1j7u0h3po8HNDCbVYSD0IQmZcbq3jLGIXwIZaez0Yz5vw/s1600/t1_tiny.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi67fllM4ju_lB9-TPhWuK-KgSTK4Ybgkkub6zKrzkqkkW3qOR-ZO5n0PLs6RmaDi9IKl6uADJN2WgtqrAJs77HJ1CEO1j7u0h3po8HNDCbVYSD0IQmZcbq3jLGIXwIZaez0Yz5vw/s320/t1_tiny.jpg" width="234" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Game is 12 so I’m feeling the pressure to put up some points cause I ‘ll be damned if I’m gonna be skunked by a man old enough to be my father .<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Don’t get me wrong there is nothing wrong with being 50 , it’s a great age<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>time I can’t wait to be fifty ,when you are fifty you are afforded excuse for not being in the best of shape , when you don’t want to do something you can blame it on your memory fading ,now that I think of it<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>child support will be a memory<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and I’ll finally be free of the grip that my babies momma has on me .I guess what I’m saying I don’t think it’s good for the 30 year old ego for a man with less mileage on his knees to lose<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>to someone that ‘s half way to 100. There is no way I could explain to my dad how I got beat by a man 50 years old though I could tell him I slept with Pam Grier whom is 50<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and he would hold me in the same revere as he does Elijah Muhammed and Malcolm X . Cause if I was to sleep with Pam Grier ,my father and all of his friends could live their lives vicariously through my johnson .Matter of fact my uncles wouldn’t ever let me wash my self anymore I would have to get it bronzed and upon request I would have to pull it out so that they could pay homage to the Johnson that enjoyed an icon . To be honest I could sleep with Lena Horne and they wouldn’t trip ... one of my uncles is so stank I could dig up Dorothy Dandridge and sleep with her corpse and he would be like ... Cortney you da man!! Well the man I wasn’t cause I’m going to tell you Tiny beat the shit outta me... he is truly to be respected for his skill level ( but I would be lying if I didn’t tell you I wanted to trip his ass when he was going for game point.)<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Right now I’m sitting on a nude beach with a laptop on covering my private area wearing a baseball cap and a wicked grin. The people here on the beach are mostly from Italy... ths place is somewhat of a resort for them, I find it strange that the Egyptians would allow such freedom seeing that they keep themselves shrouded in cloth from head to toe due to their religious beliefs . Makes me gather that financial gain and religious conviction doesn’t go hand and hand to them.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Let me be the first to tell you NUDE BEACHES are not all they are cracked up to be . I would bet that the majority of the visitors to this spot are like the ones that have been passing me by leaving me in digust. I don’t know why over weight older people have this incredible urge to prance around in their birthday suits . Damn and I was all geeked up to be surrounded by italian beauties , instead I feel like I’m in Miami at a senior citizens home ,the washing machines are out of order and the residents decided not to give a fuck whether they had swim wear or not.I find it truly appaulling that I am one of the few in shape people on the sand ,and believe me I ain’t that in shape .. I used to have a six pack , now I’m working on a small keg for a stomach.Seeing there is no real sights to see here besides the geriatric posse<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I’ve decided to inform my online family and friends about my adventures here in The Middle East . </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><!--EndFragment--></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-44209838591700369602011-10-17T15:29:00.000-04:002011-10-17T15:29:41.241-04:00old tales from abroad not a broad<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>JA</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/> <w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/> <w:OverrideTableStyleHps/> </w:Compatibility> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px;">Journal entry from 10 years ago</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">I've just recently returned from a very interesting trip ( Eastern Mediterranean ) . I saw many things that tripped me out , while growing up in Cleveland I would have never imagined seeing anything like<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Holy land, land of the Pyramids etc. It all<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>started<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in Sept. 14th<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>at LAX .... I think that LA 's airport is the strangest place in the world I remember when I first landed here and saw women in underwear and high heels , Nuns begging , HiraKrishners<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>harrassing people like Jehovah Witnesses and Movie<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>stars trying to act like a pair of sunglasses<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>was a perfect disguise<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>that I<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>had landed in either Sodom or Gormorah ( take your pick ... New York will be the other city you can't turn and look back on.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm actually thinking about getting a house in the desert .. seeing that when GOD decides the city of Lost Angeles<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>needs to be underwater ... I'll have beachfront property.) I do love the workers at LAX , they see enough<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>TV personalities not to be impressed at all. As I was checking in my bags<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>one of the porters was doing his security<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>drag asking me those dumb ass questions that no real terrorist in his right mind would ever answer<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>incorrectly. No it's the smart ass comedians that want to poke fun and play word games . Like when he asked me has anyone had the possession of your bag without your knowledge and<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I asked him if it was without my knowledge<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>how would I know ( he didn't like that !) Or has anyone body strange asked you to transport something for them? I told them that my strange 5 year old son asked me to take a clay model of a dog he made that looks more like a Hippo to me ... but he says it's a dog<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>then it's a dog. He frowned and told me that I was not funny , not even on Comicview<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>. I wasn't pressed about what he thought of my talent and his opinion didn't jeopardize his tip from me... seeing I was giving his disgruntle bad career<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>for his happiness choosing ass a tip anyway . I took OJ Simpson flight though the airport cause he held me up , and when I got to my gate I had some extra time on<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>my hand<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>so I decided to have a Martini... I know it was before 12 noon and I hadn't had breakfast<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>hey I was listening to Frank Sinatra 's Duets<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>it was like paying homage to a true playa plus a martini does have some nutritional value<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>OLIVE is a vegetable.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">TWA FLIGHT to Tel Aviv<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">I'm on a TWA flight bound for Tel Aviv as I write this letter to all of you. I'm normally not comfortable on a TWA flight seeing that they have had trouble of late keeping their aircraft above the ground in one piece,but their are<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>so many holy men and women (JEWISH) flying with me ... I've found peace. Even if they don't believe that Jesus is the savior it's all good hhehehehee. From my understanding Yahweh and GOD are the same person ( being <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>)....... I figure GOD must be with these people they have survived Pharoah, Hitler and they make good movies too ( SPEILBERGH is the bomb .... thought I would drop that in there just in case someone decided to playa hate and give<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>him this hahahahahaha)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">I'm glad to be going back to Europe especially Italy ( I'm touring<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Isreal,Turkey, Jordan, Syria, and Italy), I love Italy cause that's the only place besides the projects in Cleveland kids sit at dinner table and toss back glasses of wine.When I was last in Rome I was put under the<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>table trying to hang with a 3 year old . I had 5 glasses of Merlot , he put a nipple on a bottle and went to work....<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">I like the shoes there so I plan on getting a few pair ..for myself<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>PLEASE no request ..this ain't XMAS and your birthday is only important to you and your insurance company<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>=)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">What I'll do is try to keep a journal of this trip I'm sure something xciting is bound to happen... especially with all the playa hating going on in DC.The senate is going to mess around and press Bill into starting a war just so his tenure ends with a bang instead of banging an intern.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">I'm sitting in my hotel<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>room ( AMMAN, JORDAN ) thinking about my travels and I thought to share my thoughts with all of you. Today began as any I rose I washed my ass and I shaved, unfortunately I picked up some razors at the<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>99cent store( guess how much they cost?) which nicked the shit out the back of my head. So here I am having to go to breakfast in a four star hotel with a band aid on ala Marcellus ( PULP FICTION). The other comedians and I decided since today was our day off we would do some site seeing and shopping ( hell nah I didn't get you nothing !!!!!) First stop the Jordan Museum which is a medium sized building full of<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>OLD shit. There we saw the RUINS of one of the oldest churches known to man .Oh let me tell you what I found out RUINS mean ... NO AIR CONDITIONER and MANY FLIES. I 'm telling you it' s hot as fish grease in Jordan and if the heat don't beat you the pesky ass flies will. The flies ain't your everyday kinda fly these are ones with attitude I mean you can blow at them and they just keep laying on you ... you can run away from the area<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in which you first encountered it and that fly will follow you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>These are the CARE<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>commercial kinda flies , if one lands on your watermelon he might ask you to put some salt on it.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Next stop was the TEMPLE OF MOSES... this is where MOSES looked from and saw the PROMISED LAND ( did you know he never got there? He died right where I was cause he doubted GOD.) There is a beautiful church there oh yeah one thing though it's a RUIN so there wasn't no A/C up in that camp so I couldn't stay through the whole sermon.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Next stop was the DEAD SEA. We all decided that we would take a swim in the natural healing waters of the famous sea.What we didn' t realize was that you can't swim in the DEAD SEA ... the water is so full of salt that it can make a whale float, I know this to be true for I was floating like I was in a easy chair without trying to. =)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What I also failed to realize was<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>that<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>my nicked bald head would be set a fire... oh my goodness I was in a kinda pain that was worst than<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I can't say I've ever felt , oh that was until I mistakingly got some of that shit in my eyes<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>yo I was blinder than Stevie Wonder.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Well needless to say after that HEALING EXPERIENCE I<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>had<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>been touristed the fuck out<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>so I took my battered and bruised ass back to my hotel room . <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Oh if you ladies are wondering what the fashion is like here let me tell you , mostly the ladies have on the three layers of<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>dresses and head wraps and they doing this in 98 degree weather , sometimes in RUINS. So if you ever thought that you might wanna marry<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>one of those wealthy arabs you better be leary cause Versace will not be your everyday wear as a matter of fact<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Versace won't be<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>your anyday wear. The women's right thing hasn't hit the Middle East<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>either so if you are the kinda lady that's aggresive and willing to challenge your man ... do yourself a favor , don't come here.* One more lil note for you ladies if you are a playa hater<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>don't aspire to be a queen here... Men are allowed 4 wives .<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>( ON STRIKE IN TURKEY)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Hello friends believe it or not I'm sitting here in Turkey between a picket line. Yep the Turkish Workers Union and the US Government are having a big thing to do. It's<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>so much of a thing that this portion of my tour has all but been cancelled due to lack of accomodations and<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>transportation while in Turkey , oh but in true AMERICAN SPIRIT they forgot to inform Washington of the cancellation of my performance. I arrived into Izsmir<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>from Jordan ( land of RUINS)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>on Monday morning 1 am<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>, I waited for our ride to come pick our group up<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and I waited<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and I waited<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and we all continued to wait until MY CLEVELAND INTUITION<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>kicks in and I said hey maybe , just maybe they aren't coming how about instead of waiting outside ( where it was approoaching 40 degrees) maybe we should<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>get a hotel and get with our host in the Morning . So I called a 4 star hotel seeing that it was going to be on the US Government ( and plus<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the fact the FASCIST IRS took my 4000.00 tax return and gave it to the Student Loan<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Communist Party) and booked us some rooms . Much to my surprise<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the kind attendant told me that a nights stay would only be 19 dollars , damn only 19 bucks for a<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>4 star<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>hotel ( I thought hey maybe here in Izsmir Motel 6 is the shit! I informed my party<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>of the low rate and they pronounced me<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a genius ( and you wonder why Iike working with these people ... they recognize<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>true intellect ...hehehehehe) , and we hired a cab to take us to a hotel that was close to the base that we were supposed to be performing at. The USO also had<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a band of young Mariachi's playing the bases<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>so it took 3 cabs to accomodate<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>all of us and our belongings at 20 dollar apiece. Now that was the best 20 dollars spent in this country, cause the taxi drivers over here have no rules, no fear and no speed limit. Man that 20 was like our admission to Magic Mountain. Our drivers<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>decided to race ... and I had the<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Racer X for my cabby. We were ahead of the pack for most of the way until one of the<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>turkish grand prix drivers I mean cabbies cut us off ... that bastard<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>! So my driver Elman took an aggressive stance and rubbed him almost off the road, big points for Elman earned himself a five dollar tip<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>... I hate<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>losing ! The third driver didn't even figure into the race seeing that he had hit a dog , not that he slowed down to see if the pup was ok .. the bump just put him in dead last no pun intended . Upon arriving at the<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>hotel the kind attendant had our party sign in and asked for our money to stay ... I pulled out a 20 and told him that he could keep the change<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>you laugh but an american dollar can stretch a long way in this almost third world nation. Serge ( my lil nickname for Concierges around the world) looked at me like I had slapped his momma and said 19 ....<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I was like I know her is 20 stop tripping you can keep the change ... then he wrote down 90 and said 19...so as I pulled out the remaining amount I looked into the faces of my fellow travelers and noticed how my genuis had faded from their thoughts.... hey but we did have fun in that cab .<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">I'm on my way to Vincenza, Italy . First thing I have to do is get some shoes ( brown ) that match these two suits I had made for me while in Turkey. Burt the tailor to all " Da Brothers" at least that's what he told me over and over and over again,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>hooked me up with a few 5 button<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>shots.... very impressive work seeing that he did all this work overnight from a drawing that I sketched. I'm also looking forward to the rich taste of expresso. There is no feeling in the world like smoking a Cuban<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and sipping a hot<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>shot of that caffiene concoction. Seeing that I'm on this diet and not eating breads, rice and pasta I'm going to miss out on the rich<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>tasting foods but<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>it's not like my greedy ass didn't eat enough of that shit the last time I was here. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Well I wish all of you well .... take care<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>ah pu tarde ( see you later)<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><!--EndFragment--></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-21117163736837588792011-10-17T15:25:00.000-04:002011-10-17T15:25:25.493-04:00I feel like expressing myself<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Many people have asked me why I stopped blogging in a regular fashion and the best answer I could come up with was that Facebook and Twitter made it where I could say what I needed to get out in just a few characters. The truth is I haven't had much to say. The world around me had quieted enough to make my juices dry up. Luckily the word keeps turning and people agitate me enough while it does to get me back in the mood of blogging. So I'm back !!!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-48158787177017167622011-10-17T15:22:00.000-04:002011-10-17T15:22:20.647-04:00How long ?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">How long is the question I keep asking myself when it concerns my being held responsible decisions I made in my twenties. Well the answer is exactly twenty two years. My youngest son Cortney Jr is 15, now I along with the state child support agency are counting down the next three years.<br />
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</div>Having satellite television and the NBA package isn’t something you can brag to your friends about when there could possibly be no NBA season. If it wasn’t for ESPN keeps me occupied and informed with the happenings during the strike I would probably kick my salesman’s ass who joyfully told me, “Don’t worry I’m sure they’ll haggle it out in a few days .” No one could have told me we would lose the entire month of November scheduling and possibly the entire season. But even with all of my satellite woes I can not fault the NBA players for striking . There is without doubt a shrinkage and possibly extinction of the middle class player . Only the marquee players and owners are profiting but it’s the marginal players that keep the league alive . The reason why I feel a sense of solidarity with these disgruntle players is simple there is the same movement going on within the world of comedy , especially black comedy. The working class comic is being erased . No longer are the small venues bringing in the lesser names. The KINGS OF COMEDY TOUR coupled with the closing of african american comedy clubs across the country have the princes and princesses of the comedic world are finding themselves in the strange position of actually looking for work. For those that have been in the game long enough to remember the black comedy boom ( courtesy of HBO’s Def Jam ) I’m sure this is mind boggling seeing there was a time when Comedy Clubs and one nighters for black comics was a easy to find as a liqueur store in Compton.This shortage of work has caused many gifted comedians to take a real job job . Everyone know comics are more allergic to 8 am than Dracula . This labor shortage has caused another plague to rear it’s ugly head in our sacred craft, the acceptance of work for insultingly low pay.Don’t take this as a finger pointing , truth is we are all guilty of this indiscretion. The sin of accepting work for meager compensation. It ‘s a damn shame that a call from Andrew Ford is not bad anymore . Truth is that we are being hoed out by no one but our selves and there is nothing worse than selling your wares for less than what it is worth . You wake up with a nasty gritty feeling on your skin. ( if you’ve worked for Andrew that might be from the Comic Condo’s sheets ) The question needed to be asked is are we not worthy of a minimum wage ? Seeing we have no union nor governing body that regulates our pay should we not all develop a pay scale ? There is no doubt that those that are a draw should be compensated for their door attraction but should there not be a scale in which those just trying to make a living in this cut throat business can have to adhere to? The answer is yes . The survival of this business is dependent totally on the blue collar workers for just like a business or the animal kingdom it’s the common workers that make this thing turn. The superstars ( marquee comics ) have a responsibility in this whole scheme as well . Their over charging of small markets make it where only a few shows can come a year . Nothing is more responsible for the closing of comedy clubs than the overcharging of club owners especially by the comics on the edge of stardom that has yet to really have their act measure up to their notoriety.Once again not pointing the finger nor really blaming the source but you know who you are . The deterioration of the craft is well at hand ( hell it’s been eroding since it first started ).<br />
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Maybe cause I’ve been brought up in the old school by the folks that have rightfully paid their dues to make their loot I feel this way . Maybe I’m a little bitter because I haven’t been able to rob the system as others have . But no matter what my reasoning that which I write be truth . We are at a cross roads and something has to be done . It’s not like there is a blow you up system anymore , Comicview ain’t the ticket . Being on that show isn’t important anymore .Not only is the editing horrific but who hasn’t been on Comicview . If you’ve been watching it you can see they are taking open mikers and giving them a TV credit . That’s like David Stern allowing Jr High players and High schoolers join the league ( oops he is already doing that huh?) . What this is doing is allowing those that ill equipped to challenge the working comedian for employment , seeing that these “ new jacks” are not used to payment for comedic services they are willing to accept anything as salary , lessening negotiation power of comic laborers that are justly due fair annuity. It bewilders me that the talent execs on these shows believe that comedy is like making Kool -Aid just put a person in front of a mic and an audience then stir . What happens is the watering down of a rich art form. But do they care that a workforce is being compromised hell no they are interested in having warm bodies on screen . I look upon these "NewJacks" like GM employees gaze upon illegal alien workers... as a threat to our livelihood and something that must be be done to eradicate this pestilence before that lifestyle that we have become accustomed to will be antiquated .I call for a formation of a union , with bylaws and standards that club owners and comedians alike have to adhere to . Hell if talent less actors whom have to wait for material to be penned in order to work can be protected, shouldn't we who are the creators and performers of material?<br />
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When you are a born and bred Cleveland Sports fan you learn
to celebrate the least fortunate just as much or even more so than the winners.
Of course the teams that have flourished during my lifetime have brought joy to
we whom support them but they also have caused us the most pain. Maybe that’s
why I can’t pick Mark Price or Brad Daugherty as the Cavalier I dug the most
when Shawn Kemp is included in the question. The Cavalier teams of the late
80’s were a force to be reckoned with and the teams Kemp played with were a
farce. I’m not blaming neither Price nor Daugherty for Michael Jordan’s
infamous shot, nah Craig Ehlo will shoulder that weight forever. If you are
willing to forgive Ehlo you still have to question one of the most successful
coaches in league history decision to give him that defensive assignment. <o:p></o:p></div>
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big city is immense, but I connected with a fading star whose demons were on
his heels like hellhounds by the time he donned a Cavalier uniform. Kemp was
like our fair city not as shiny as he
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Kemp was dogged by over consumption, not from just one vice
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Kemp couldn’t walk away from a bottle , he loved raw naked
sex and powdering his nose had become habit. He was over weight over paid and
over sexed. Yet in still he was one of my favorites. Yeah I like to root for
the underdog. The guy folks have left for dead. I’m a Clevelander how could I
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No longer was Shawn the Reign Man able to leap tall centers
in a single bound. No he was reduced to a plodding big fella in Fratello’s slow
paced mockery of the NBA game. Yet somehow he figured out a way to have a
career year. Maybe you don’t know how hard it is to focus on the game when you
have a problem. As a former player I can tell you that the simplest thing can affect
your ability to concentrate. So it makes me marvel at how in tune with the game
Kemp was each night with so many different things shouting for his attention.
Maybe he could have pulled off the even better than twenty points and nine
rebounds per game if when he looked into the stand he didn’t see the beer
vendor, hot dog man, his coke dealer and any one if not all of his seven babies
mammas in the stands vying for his consideration. I can’t help but wonder if
Mark Price would have been such a great free throw shooter with that kind of
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Kemp gave the fans in Cleveland something to cheer about as
he gave more than a fat man’s effort sinking shots and corralling rebounds. No
one in their right mind would have considered 1998-99 Cleveland Cavaliers the greatest
show on earth but Kemp helped rally a band of bums that year and made them
respectable in the strike shortened season. Of course I’m not celebrating the
self-destructive behavior this man displayed. I’m merely giving credit to the
fact while going down the drain he still made it rain. <o:p></o:p></div>
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been able to consider Ron Harper as my favorite Cav. Who could resist witnessing
a Ronnie Harp interview? I know it took a long time to get through but damn it
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While the networks were fawning over the Royal Wedding my Royal Memories of my childhood were being whisked away by mother nature in Tuscaloosa AL. I'm just hearing word from real family and play cousins alike confirming they are alive and as well as can be expected when your city is ravaged by a storm of such magnitude. I found it disgusting that The Royal Waste of Money had more coverage than a US city being leveled. <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lbGtP_KQPpg" width="560"></iframe><br />
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Sarah Palin isn't the Virgin Mary ... her parenting is even in question ( teenage pregnant daughter).<br />
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For those that don't know I'm a murder death kill movie kinda guy and my wife adores romance films.So on Fridays i relinquish all rights to the remote and view whatever my lady decides on.<br />
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We watched The King's Speech and Love and Other Drugs courtesy of http://www.kickasstorrents.com<br />
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The King's Speech was a more than interesting film that has so much Oscar Buzz. The story of Queen Elizabeth's stuttering father kept our interest but it was the movie Love and Other Drugs that had us both glued to the big screen <br />
GOOD MOVIE like a sexy dysfunctional Notebook <br />
Funny Funny Funny and has some cool love shit in it if you can stomach it<br />
In the movie the Anne Hathaway asks Jake Gyllenhall( you know that BrokeBack Brother .. well he isn't a brother to say four good things about himself ... he was stumped ( Low self esteem I guess)<br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkyHjdPMHhyphenhyphenobJzYRWM82JoAMEMyfCn0N013bRw1Wx7Zv_ujWrUDqkQKAYg5U00XkzrBuahBHkYb8PPyJuvOYc3PVAiJCLCBqQZsWHnprJ-8rkA5t1cPX4Qi5Lu3NhB45OFxEQNQ/s1600/love_and_other_drugs01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="256" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkyHjdPMHhyphenhyphenobJzYRWM82JoAMEMyfCn0N013bRw1Wx7Zv_ujWrUDqkQKAYg5U00XkzrBuahBHkYb8PPyJuvOYc3PVAiJCLCBqQZsWHnprJ-8rkA5t1cPX4Qi5Lu3NhB45OFxEQNQ/s320/love_and_other_drugs01.jpg" width="320" /></a>1. In both my professional career and hobby I'm a bringer of joy to the masses. 2. I'm a creative spirit 3. I stand up for my friends , hell sometimes I stand up for complete strangers " The complete strangers have to pay a cover but I think you get my point. 4. If you ever get on a game show and need to call a friend with the answer I'm your guy i know more meaningless trivial facts than one mere mortal should.<br />
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All I had to do was go to school finish my work and I was allowed to lose myself in the fantasy comic books and television provided. Of course this was before my adolescent mind gave way to my lust filled thoughts fueled by reading Playboy and Players magazine. Yeah those were the days.<br />
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When reruns of Batman kept me on edge and The Green Hornet with Kato duked it out with bad guys. When you are young and have no idea what a rerun is you think that whatever is on television is really happening right then. So when I watched Bruce Lee doing his thing as Britt Reid's sidekick I had no idea that they had filmed one of my favorite shows a year before I was born. I guess it's like folks seeing me on Comicview telling jokes about my sons and having no clue that they are damn there grown now... wow!<br />
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I recently watched The Green Hornet starring Seth Rogen whom by the way does a great job even though I thought he would be as good of a Green Hornet as folks thought Michael Keaton could pull off being Batman. Both of them are comic actors that fans cringed with the thought of them destroying the character of the heroes. Seth's quirky humor actually added to the revamped Hornet. Jay Chou who inherited the black mask of Kato in the film does a fantastic job of kicking ass but was he Bruce Lee hell nah. There will only be one Bruce .<br />
I'm no movie critic but if I had to give this a thumbs up or down ... it would be given the erect thumb to live until the sequel. The writer left it open for Green Hornet 2 and I believe Seth will mature in the role.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTRpjD1GXnrhzFU-1X0wain40tajnorhzOHhyKFGoKj6Qp4emn-0fGvDw7ThiGBEwwLZNwROZLr32zBEGdWgyASBsFj7xff2lwOBssywPxz8GMgwKCRG8lUzwPYprIfepcIeoChQ/s1600/greenlanternnew.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTRpjD1GXnrhzFU-1X0wain40tajnorhzOHhyKFGoKj6Qp4emn-0fGvDw7ThiGBEwwLZNwROZLr32zBEGdWgyASBsFj7xff2lwOBssywPxz8GMgwKCRG8lUzwPYprIfepcIeoChQ/s320/greenlanternnew.jpg" width="216" /></a></div>The next superhero joint I have to see is The Green Lantern. I hope http://www.kickasstorrents.com is kind enough to provide the screener as well.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-36172664215952880562011-01-25T22:23:00.000-05:002011-01-25T22:23:41.636-05:00Oprah's Big Secret<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYupntdGf3BM0kUOCtNlaC7IOKI7HBc16SUbt9EgW2wXLDhc8mr60RQ6nVa5L3j0lmkTOvkCW6TM-BUeJU4ssUurVw9tSLN5gnt9MvQkHdSpSeagjFwOj7aUF9INc9dF5qaZ007g/s1600/Oprah-13718.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYupntdGf3BM0kUOCtNlaC7IOKI7HBc16SUbt9EgW2wXLDhc8mr60RQ6nVa5L3j0lmkTOvkCW6TM-BUeJU4ssUurVw9tSLN5gnt9MvQkHdSpSeagjFwOj7aUF9INc9dF5qaZ007g/s320/Oprah-13718.jpg" width="230" /></a>Over the weekend I was bubbling with curiosity concerning just what Oprah was going to admit to or uncover about herself to the public. I couldn't help but think that maybe she is going to tell the world Stedman was a beard and Gayle was the true love of her life ( besides chocolate ho ho's !!! ) .Of course that wasn't the case and Oprah admitted to having a half sister . I had a problem with her referring to Patricia as her half sister seeing they share the same mother. The way I've been taught if you and someone els share the same womb ... they are whole kin.<br />
It was a reunion that merited airtime sure but that was the fucking surprise .... wow!!! The real surprise was the look on Oprah's mother's face when Oprah was questioning her about the 1963 adoption . Her mother looked like if she hadn't just suffered a stroke she would have choked her for putting her past on blast.<br />
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The coming together of the siblings was heartwarming and touching but I just can't get that look of no this fat bitch didn't off my mind. That was classic tube ya dig !!!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-74060432879282647392011-01-25T01:58:00.003-05:002011-01-25T02:20:38.934-05:00when will the madness end ?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy14UdRAlwAJ9d9l_ozteD1zeDuQSYkqE2shOFPrURbG4gNK4q8SBbi1gkeTpuucZ7sTz191JHeOvYQtzlLl_M-kAIySAWWlGXsKflyv0JlzPTi1Xj27jh3LHKbU8A7Qw3Q2OI4Q/s1600/kim-kardashian-nude-photo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy14UdRAlwAJ9d9l_ozteD1zeDuQSYkqE2shOFPrURbG4gNK4q8SBbi1gkeTpuucZ7sTz191JHeOvYQtzlLl_M-kAIySAWWlGXsKflyv0JlzPTi1Xj27jh3LHKbU8A7Qw3Q2OI4Q/s400/kim-kardashian-nude-photo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566020033684917890" /></a><br />I have grown tired of looking at and hearing about Kim Kardashian's untalented ass. Yeah I said it I'm not impressed by or enamored with the KK booty. I grew up seeing asses that makes her's pale in comparison. Maybe that's why society is so impressed with it ... the pale bubble.<div><br /></div><div> But Kim Kardashian hasn't been the only non black woman who had curves. Of course I could speak of Raquel Welch , Goldie Hawn Jayne Mansfield and Marilyn Monroe but to include Kim in that group would be to hint at a notion she had something to add to the arts... that is not the case. The only talent she has displayed has been being capable of taming R Jay's sword. I ask is that something to be celebrated about. I feel sorry for R Jay hell he couldn't find a way to cash in on his cock like Kim Kardashian has. She must be a cold beast her sexual prowess has earned her siblings fame. Monica Lewinsky blew a president and couldn't get a reality show .. go figure.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not even mad with her ... I'm upset with the media and it's constant splashing of her on magazines and tv programming ... I'm sure when folks look back on this time they will shake their heads and wonder why as well. Unfortunately right now even my blog is adding to the same unnecessary mentioning of this young lady.</div><div>I apologize for my part ... but had to ask are ya'll tired of this media made celebrity yet ?<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-35312437791718249832011-01-18T01:17:00.002-05:002011-01-18T01:23:30.212-05:00Tattoo You ?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoXMw96IMFD07tJE8vaecnCm7FYjVaw4Cf9ps5kJXv6-oZGuwovfnsABPyC5rb5zMmKFNNa5pdpzqVzNV5G_TwlmU-6NtI890J5hxQxYorIrEUGAaLQ96DJYSv9Evckajv5ABW4w/s1600/full-body-tattoos-women.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoXMw96IMFD07tJE8vaecnCm7FYjVaw4Cf9ps5kJXv6-oZGuwovfnsABPyC5rb5zMmKFNNa5pdpzqVzNV5G_TwlmU-6NtI890J5hxQxYorIrEUGAaLQ96DJYSv9Evckajv5ABW4w/s400/full-body-tattoos-women.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563407660982829826" border="0" /></a><br />This generation is so obsessed with marking their bodies .... when people in the future look back on us I wonder what they will think. Maybe they will think us so bored that we had to express ourselves by drawing on our skin. Maybe they will consider that athletes were so overpayed they had nothing to waste their loot on and the youth followed suit.<br />Who knows they might reason that our civilization was overrun by sailors. Ruled by prisoners and governed by thugs. Maybe just maybe they will see that many were mere canvas to be touched by our modern Picasso's...<br />If they gaze upon a picture of me they will consider me a rebel. I'm leaving this earth with skin just like I was born in . still virgin to a tattoo artist touch.<br />So what's your take on tats ?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-64289348442334035222011-01-17T01:46:00.002-05:002011-01-17T01:50:33.155-05:00Two Decades in and still going !<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMnVhK8PjHP1-RgtEeQE7P5ImZonvRmmvGxq2tCdj-PPi1WMAnQA-LSsqoOD87tJBgjnhpXFLTyPGWqfk2C2tekBylhJgRsO-j00OjLzph58ib1IPfYyzJLZJkzzBj4kHbnYJr0Q/s1600/improvgee.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 377px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMnVhK8PjHP1-RgtEeQE7P5ImZonvRmmvGxq2tCdj-PPi1WMAnQA-LSsqoOD87tJBgjnhpXFLTyPGWqfk2C2tekBylhJgRsO-j00OjLzph58ib1IPfYyzJLZJkzzBj4kHbnYJr0Q/s400/improvgee.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563043374445925106" border="0" /></a><br />When I first picked up the mic and started this adventure it never occurred to me that I would be 43 years old and still looking to be discovered. I'm sure my twenty three year old self believed that overnight stardom was right around the corner. I can't say if I've found stardom in 20 years ... I've made a living and I've gathered some fans of course but this wasn't what I envisioned. Luckily for me I was blinded by the good times I had along the way to be persuaded to quit. For that I'm grateful.<br />I've been blessed to have not been a one hit wonder that people talk about what I used to do. The fact that I'm still shaking the bushes and making noise in this business is something to be proud of.<br /><br />So I guess I'm writing this blog entry to say I'm still here dammit !!! That's right and I have no plans on quitting... I will keep ya'll posted on any developing news how bout that !<div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-67638966856021485832011-01-12T22:55:00.005-05:002011-01-13T02:19:39.738-05:00Colder than a penguin's balls<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYoCkw3Dr9Wnm9xNg29ryxb7f0sBWM71DkaUwaF0A8nHkkXhGovq7duIZlVNhzG2kTMkeROIyTxyvOxH67JJz0CrjxADt4A22QVevapMlLRgz1FvlGuilWsjak7Xr1auQ4OnOIyA/s1600/dexter_season_5_guilt_poster1.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj74oAu_g6VNbjncjAYLJxoGe9dxgWsEVeuVsHnK3x5O32XWeur28N0TOFxzLCzPPVo7kjEfN9VuchEBvFR8_B6n8hoE-iXE13N9X1Eygg52sXiYrGkB8BXP5q7sSLi2DrvHeq16Q/s1600/day-0297.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj74oAu_g6VNbjncjAYLJxoGe9dxgWsEVeuVsHnK3x5O32XWeur28N0TOFxzLCzPPVo7kjEfN9VuchEBvFR8_B6n8hoE-iXE13N9X1Eygg52sXiYrGkB8BXP5q7sSLi2DrvHeq16Q/s400/day-0297.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561564190813535106" border="0" /></a><br />In the past Cleveland weather has never been kind during the month of January and this first month of the year finds The Hawk in it's usual position as predator. For the last two days we've been bombarded with bad weather. I'm sure that LeBron James is somewhere in Miami tweeting about how GOD doesn't love the entire city just because the populace didn't agree with his arrogant and immature handling of his ego driven " Decision". But LeBron can't be to blame for a blizzard. I'm starting to think that The Mayan prophecy might have a hint of truth to it. No I'm not thinking that the end of the world is at hand. But maybe the end of the world as we know it. The ancients must have known that the advancement of mankind would change the natural order of things.Man has become a cancer to the planet and it seems as if Earth is fighting back.<br /><br />Of the 50 states only Hawaii doesn't have snow. That is more than just a rarity... I'm thinking it's a sign of the times.<br />So since it's a frigid week my wife and I have decided to stock up on some essentials and snacks then retire to however we might be held up watching Dexter Seasons 1-5.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYoCkw3Dr9Wnm9xNg29ryxb7f0sBWM71DkaUwaF0A8nHkkXhGovq7duIZlVNhzG2kTMkeROIyTxyvOxH67JJz0CrjxADt4A22QVevapMlLRgz1FvlGuilWsjak7Xr1auQ4OnOIyA/s1600/dexter_season_5_guilt_poster1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYoCkw3Dr9Wnm9xNg29ryxb7f0sBWM71DkaUwaF0A8nHkkXhGovq7duIZlVNhzG2kTMkeROIyTxyvOxH67JJz0CrjxADt4A22QVevapMlLRgz1FvlGuilWsjak7Xr1auQ4OnOIyA/s400/dexter_season_5_guilt_poster1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561564197434680818" border="0" /></a> Talk about a killer show it's really serially addictive. We have been enjoying watching Miami's favorite serial vigilante wreck havoc on The Bottoms like The Hawk has been having it's way with the Northeast. If you aren't already a fan take a stab at it and see if you aren't as strung out as the rest of us.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-34226845459925710362010-06-11T14:02:00.008-04:002010-06-11T14:26:02.406-04:00it's been a long time...<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyZu51j5NJ_7sYDA0y8NmwWU_h9cxIQQJe_AzG1O1BsPyzd43eZRkDrdsAUxwNRQX0U5r5pTguVX8sy3sf5OWJ294o-xTDGVl7vwkNaFaGKIjrYBlDJfND937bFev8s-uYcyQrEQ/s1600/cleveland_skyline_aug_2006.jpg"></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0EgEW9yVfWo_EYkhrAW1u4OuBQz9CuNs2LaAxZjipSIwt57x5KaLSk1FM0yLlMJ_fCh8nyKMbRhQxGCldwMqePfHN5QkFzhv5T0qtFOBVTQPkj97xmdkK2ZFZJG8OP9-haSdpHw/s1600/bathroombreak.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0EgEW9yVfWo_EYkhrAW1u4OuBQz9CuNs2LaAxZjipSIwt57x5KaLSk1FM0yLlMJ_fCh8nyKMbRhQxGCldwMqePfHN5QkFzhv5T0qtFOBVTQPkj97xmdkK2ZFZJG8OP9-haSdpHw/s400/bathroombreak.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481581011586565586" /></a><br />I shouldn't have left you without a fresh blog post to step to ....<div><br /></div><div>Greetings to all that have taken the time to come by The World According to Cortney Gee and found iut without verbage . I have to admit I've been so damn Facebooked and Twittered up that this old house hasn't been properly cared for .. I owe those that actually like t0 read what dumb shit I have on my mind an apology . Please forgive!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyZu51j5NJ_7sYDA0y8NmwWU_h9cxIQQJe_AzG1O1BsPyzd43eZRkDrdsAUxwNRQX0U5r5pTguVX8sy3sf5OWJ294o-xTDGVl7vwkNaFaGKIjrYBlDJfND937bFev8s-uYcyQrEQ/s400/cleveland_skyline_aug_2006.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481581021212969842" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 103px; " /></span></div><div>It's summer time in Cleveland you can tell cause all the women are walking round half naked and you can't be mad with them especially seeing that it will be colder than a witches tit in about 4 months....</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FAFFFF;">Of course we all love to look at GOD's amazing work ... but please if you don't have the body for the mid riff look or the bikini wrap dat shhhhhhhh up ya dig </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEy2k3jMdTWsmLrJcb0w4m3LE9QYXuIO8hhomFCSRpHxUO3v0o3TvKMvKbvpNnkhoXkmkDccpuUaQnS6s4WExwJ5tUAXzae58pM2qAYQpPshzFxT9cSkiFR5auA9OrfM7fRF_0tw/s400/lisa-raye-blackmen-magazine-cover.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481582880523823426" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FAFFFF;"> I just spent some good loot transforming one of my rooms into a workout spot ... so that I could get in shape enough to take full advantage of this Bally's Membership ... no use in going to Bally's looking like I'm completely out of shape hehehehehe </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FAFFFF;">Right now I'm in my before form when I get into after state I'll show the results .</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmraYsJTCId754V6OvoBWJo_eY8u3QBm4-qEBpx5htkSQKKc6RslC_LfKCBqtDw3E0hSS5DxRifIozV1zvDDSmvfW08lhKVpDwq2kl1VU9WhK0TkZ8MPD7gloF1qXFTL4jPWyKqw/s400/body-builder-01.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481583236976178066" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 254px; " /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-76157229706375183632009-12-21T00:42:00.003-05:002009-12-21T01:30:05.135-05:00Tis The Season<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNkZnPRsqRGZ0yjf2cwmkyVZgzwJegXPn0lRuKyIk7lFCcBHdRJzt6x7L41tXYo_ZfbwKBWUJKflD1KFlfNvgXmRebm6ntGGwILNRIvHGiAzAbG2-e5DfRhtE4Fl-fDaEpHOeo7w/s1600-h/DSC01740.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNkZnPRsqRGZ0yjf2cwmkyVZgzwJegXPn0lRuKyIk7lFCcBHdRJzt6x7L41tXYo_ZfbwKBWUJKflD1KFlfNvgXmRebm6ntGGwILNRIvHGiAzAbG2-e5DfRhtE4Fl-fDaEpHOeo7w/s400/DSC01740.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417572166620577650" border="0" /></a><br />Well I have a lot to be thankful for this Holiday Season .... I will be spending my first Christmas with my wife YAY!!!!<br /><br />I don't think we are going to put ourselves in debt trying to out buy the other this christmas I'm suggesting to her we pay our bills ahead so that in Jan and Feb we can treat eachother to some fun times like a vacation in Hawaii .<br />We have a up a beautiful tree with no gifts underneath it . No use in trying to fool the teenaged boys into believe Santa is bringing them things and I damn sure ain't into giving other folks credit for things I've bought. So on the morning of the 25th whatever we have bought them will be there ....<br />Ya'll have a great Christmas .... now go out there and celebrate Jesus birthday like you got some sense ....<div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-75134551917683633682009-12-02T23:09:00.003-05:002009-12-03T20:52:49.136-05:00in response to Tiger's ApologyDear <b>Eldrick Tont</b> "<b>Tiger</b>" <b>Woods</b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods#cite_note-3"><span>,</span></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjANGr7QtEjldnOMiKpZ8ywU8jZS7WtgXAoCCW7L7TBDFP0Fru2O51p4vPOadzjDjmOa-Wb7a0fDTy7SYf_Q7G5fr_SD7d5oQnhm5wtMy_Jm7e7MGiNX-usnOJpDiChZi18B76UNA/s1600-h/061230_tiger_woods.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjANGr7QtEjldnOMiKpZ8ywU8jZS7WtgXAoCCW7L7TBDFP0Fru2O51p4vPOadzjDjmOa-Wb7a0fDTy7SYf_Q7G5fr_SD7d5oQnhm5wtMy_Jm7e7MGiNX-usnOJpDiChZi18B76UNA/s400/061230_tiger_woods.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411190750411153314" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I'm writing you this letter in response to your half- heart , arrogant apology to your wife and also for the one you didn't say to all the men that will suffer from the fallout of your bad judgment bruh!!<br /><br />Tiger I'm appreciative for what you have done to inspire young black kids to get into the game of golf but I'm disturbed by the message you are putting out to those same kids when it concerns being a husband . Now of course you have a right to do what you want to, but if you are to be celebrated by the public man you gotta take responsibility and be spanked by the same public that has made you. The apology to your wife was self serving and you had the nerve to chastise the very same media that has made you That Guy ya dig .<br /><br />Now of course you don't know me and if you did you would probably be saying who is Cortney Gee to be talking about being faithful.<br /><br />If my former self was writing this your argument would make sense but since I've been reborn and turned in my playa express credit card I'm upset with you cause now I can't go a day without discussing infidelity in my own damn home ... thanks Tiger of course i write that sarcastically. It's obvious you're concentrating on your swing and not your game .... dude if you are going to be a scumbag do so in the darkest of dark ..... as you can see all that you do comes into light anyway right ?<br />Who coached you in deciet ? Obviously the laws weren't properly given to you...<br />Tiger you have money and fame you don't go have relationships blood .... you want to mess around you have to pay for privacy and discretion . That's right you have to be a trick . Not that I'm saying that's a good thing but that's all you got to be if you don't want scrutiny dude.<br />Rule #1 don't send text or voice messages ...<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tjARZZxIv1M&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tjARZZxIv1M&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />before it was don't give out your home number , that evolved into home nor cell # that grew into home & cell # and email addy. Now there isn't space to be on myspace nor friendly on facebook ... dude when you get married you gotta look at it as what it is ... this is the last relationship you are going to have unless you are contemplating divorce. Being a Billion Dollar Man I hope you aren't trying to give up half of all those earning s to your once upon a time baby sitter blonde bombshell of a wife. So the best advice I can give you is get right get right get right !!! Ok let's say that you don't want to take my advice and keep doing bad . Here's some more advice<br /><br />Rule #2 No more taking pics on beaches or on golf courses with conquest ... WTF ? I mean did you really trust that none of those too intimate for other eyes to see flix to never come up. Tiger when you are cheating you don''t let people pull out iPhones and say I want to make record of this moment...<br />ok I loathe to keep saying this man but with being that trick that I said you have to be you don't have to worry about pictures ...<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> HOES don't like to be photographed they liked to be paid . </span><br /><br />Rule #3 if you are going to mess around Fuck Up and Not Down ...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjesqnlysutKRhsGY4Qsnn8Y0F3o-FYRzig850-Fsaw5JqspBM2J5y8h0Vt9oQR04ssrGTD9frBEHsk7r09aY7yzmA_A7q_uiiXlWz8CMRZ5TZx0IoHnwG3owL-LENpq_cj_N7sPg/s1600-h/alg_split_jaimee_tiger.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjesqnlysutKRhsGY4Qsnn8Y0F3o-FYRzig850-Fsaw5JqspBM2J5y8h0Vt9oQR04ssrGTD9frBEHsk7r09aY7yzmA_A7q_uiiXlWz8CMRZ5TZx0IoHnwG3owL-LENpq_cj_N7sPg/s400/alg_split_jaimee_tiger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411190737321726562" border="0" /></a> nothing will piss your lady off even if she was once a nanny than getting caught banging nightclub waitresses .... maybe you can hit on that hot asian golfer chick.<br /><br />Rule # 4 Pick better friends<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5Z1TBhr0Hi8H17EszWmgBzyxyz7j_qceN_n2Mf1_G44iVasGIrfcy7DPn1vtOiPvOT-U0YjWE9Ev4VmPcf6n-Ku5tpz6aRbLAuQwEN4wgKHDmm85qPZoExMEOG9fr8mH8vjLTrQ/s1600-h/446711655_891a73e35e.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 303px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5Z1TBhr0Hi8H17EszWmgBzyxyz7j_qceN_n2Mf1_G44iVasGIrfcy7DPn1vtOiPvOT-U0YjWE9Ev4VmPcf6n-Ku5tpz6aRbLAuQwEN4wgKHDmm85qPZoExMEOG9fr8mH8vjLTrQ/s400/446711655_891a73e35e.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411190748738976178" border="0" /></a><br />Who's your caddy ? That cat is supposed to do more than carry clubs man .... As much loot as he has made with you he should have taken the heat .... You need a friend like AC Cowlings !!!<br /><br />Well I guess I'll close this letter to you but before I do I want to wish you luck in your marriage do know that getting that shit back on track is going to be harder than sinking a hole in one on a par 5 .<br /><br />PS Thank GOD you aren't married to a sista .... cause if she would have caught you those golf clubs that smashed out your window would have bashed in yo head son !!!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-58783154755766473912009-11-26T01:14:00.002-05:002009-11-26T15:20:16.100-05:00in the spirit of thanksgivingOver the years I have had some great relationships that have gone sour .. sometimes because of my own stupidity .<br /><br />Other times it was because the relationship was for the season and it was just time to move on.<br /><br />But I'm thankful for each one of the for the lessons learned and the gifts that they bared ya dig ...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrOyfIIOIoqOCPo9sySAJ1ssAwN8xLu6SOsREd8-8jdxoToVsLYNSlMFNKKzWGjmGFinW9UB4NVTDi4_mYRUKn8T50nb9pkS-qWisK8RL17wAlMoVxtxWCEpTub5DCPCV9v9fShw/s1600/whole_basted_turkey.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 140px; height: 140px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrOyfIIOIoqOCPo9sySAJ1ssAwN8xLu6SOsREd8-8jdxoToVsLYNSlMFNKKzWGjmGFinW9UB4NVTDi4_mYRUKn8T50nb9pkS-qWisK8RL17wAlMoVxtxWCEpTub5DCPCV9v9fShw/s400/whole_basted_turkey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408509432791388162" border="0" /></a><br />I'm not big on celebrating Thanksgiving Day because to just be thankful on one day would be disrespectful to all the things to be thankful for each day .... plus Thanksgiving is really like the celebration of the beginning of the end for native americans...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeblVKIDbBotJb0SjZqBx2_2mCkzaqTwkyf7zGJaz4svfZfOqnf8FlEamAo7ib_2q-OtwU1cKL0sCUmwcJtOXPfYzLSzh1KqvBllj9lAGLWueF6rI5sSAKE190vFamsHyYrY5Y8Q/s1600/crying_indian.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 181px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeblVKIDbBotJb0SjZqBx2_2mCkzaqTwkyf7zGJaz4svfZfOqnf8FlEamAo7ib_2q-OtwU1cKL0sCUmwcJtOXPfYzLSzh1KqvBllj9lAGLWueF6rI5sSAKE190vFamsHyYrY5Y8Q/s400/crying_indian.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408509427798888690" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18485951.post-85439651489407660282009-11-25T03:14:00.005-05:002009-11-25T03:28:17.579-05:00i got drunk off my ass<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinjNIc4PLbqSut7jd_SQhJ1QG9DZriF2wdL7IAhY_2dhmV4c44S-EgfnpndOOe420zQH_LF9HsYwqavJguyCFuCmKrR_VgaoyQ1AuZXKGBFtCsmo-CtOjeQA96-x-a-zAEm4stHg/s1600/DSC05454.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinjNIc4PLbqSut7jd_SQhJ1QG9DZriF2wdL7IAhY_2dhmV4c44S-EgfnpndOOe420zQH_LF9HsYwqavJguyCFuCmKrR_VgaoyQ1AuZXKGBFtCsmo-CtOjeQA96-x-a-zAEm4stHg/s400/DSC05454.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407954993057824434" border="0" /></a><br />And believe it or not I had a great birthday and a an incredible designated driver in my wife .... we made it home safely and I can tell the tale of what the fugg happen...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhatv0Z29rCiMEnIv18Vwum4QfwyBnWFQom1G83RrEsbbuf1BUG6YJVfWFzTA7VAOL2WmO3zyoon6iAS0py_ZoBl4zeKaxb6N0hjaiFKnPj52c5eYTtM-qIFCFKq6wft_a7UaNCww/s1600/DSC05456.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhatv0Z29rCiMEnIv18Vwum4QfwyBnWFQom1G83RrEsbbuf1BUG6YJVfWFzTA7VAOL2WmO3zyoon6iAS0py_ZoBl4zeKaxb6N0hjaiFKnPj52c5eYTtM-qIFCFKq6wft_a7UaNCww/s400/DSC05456.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407955004789459602" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_e3U_7sbYbwhP8x5R9Yues8SImfT4kPnEQ0nFmvug_KkTdSaMV-7umSwh6cCVZ0PTPpouz25RQBU5GrtKa5B0uzHZu-lsD0GkCJLXCei8SWT9RgwBxG9FYsuS1XF7Cy4b918nrw/s1600/DSC05476.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_e3U_7sbYbwhP8x5R9Yues8SImfT4kPnEQ0nFmvug_KkTdSaMV-7umSwh6cCVZ0PTPpouz25RQBU5GrtKa5B0uzHZu-lsD0GkCJLXCei8SWT9RgwBxG9FYsuS1XF7Cy4b918nrw/s400/DSC05476.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407954994913414242" border="0" /></a><br />Was a boss show ... the birthday cake was incredible and i ripped the crowd with a few new jokes ... was a great birthday now if Ic an just drag my drunk ass to bed I might get some you a year older nookie .. PEACE!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Subscribe to this site feed</div>Cortney Gee and The Celebrity Cane Corsoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06472025952033971067noreply@blogger.com2